|Elephant Jokes ...
||[Mar. 6th, 2002|08:58 am]
Q: How can you tell if you have an Elephant in your fridge?|
A: Footprints in the butter.
Q: How can you tell if you have an Elephant in your bed?
A: The "E" on his pyjamas.
Q: How can you tell if you have two Elephants in your fridge?
Q: How do you get four Elephants in a mini? [very small Brtish car]
A: Two in he front and two in the back.
Q: How can you tell if you have four Elephants in your fridge?
A: There is an empty mini parked outside your house.
Q: If you are sitting on one, how do you get down from an Elephant?
A: You don't, you get down from ducks.
Q: How do Elephants get into cherry trees?
A: Sit on a cherry stone and wait for it to grow.
Q: How do Elephants get out of a cherry tree?
A: Sit on a leaf and wait for autumn.
Q: Why do Elephants paint their balls red?
A: So they can hide undetected in cherry trees.
Q: What is the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.