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Elephant Jokes ... [Mar. 6th, 2002|08:58 am]
Peter Sheil
Q: How can you tell if you have an Elephant in your fridge?
A: Footprints in the butter.

Q: How can you tell if you have an Elephant in your bed?
A: The "E" on his pyjamas.

Q: How can you tell if you have two Elephants in your fridge?
A: Giggling

Q: How do you get four Elephants in a mini? [very small Brtish car]
A: Two in he front and two in the back.

Q: How can you tell if you have four Elephants in your fridge?
A: There is an empty mini parked outside your house.

Q: If you are sitting on one, how do you get down from an Elephant?
A: You don't, you get down from ducks.

Q: How do Elephants get into cherry trees?
A: Sit on a cherry stone and wait for it to grow.

Q: How do Elephants get out of a cherry tree?
A: Sit on a leaf and wait for autumn.

Q: Why do Elephants paint their balls red?
A: So they can hide undetected in cherry trees.

Q: What is the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
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[User Picture]From: mysticprincess
2002-03-06 04:36 am (UTC)
*snicker* *giggle* *snort*
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2002-03-06 04:45 am (UTC)
Are you OK?

Quick, sit down and have a glass of water before you choke. :)
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