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Joke [Feb. 28th, 2002|10:47 am]
Peter Sheil
Here are a few answers to commonly asked pregnancy questions
by both men and women. First, the questions from women:

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during
labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an
air current.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from
childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

And, from men:

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes
she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while
my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the words "alimony" and "child support" mean
anything to you?

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel
and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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