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Giggles [Jul. 22nd, 2004|01:48 pm]
Peter Sheil
After googling [if there is such a verb ;) ] for something about comedy artists (to answeer a question in a friend's journal) I slipped into Spoonerism with no backward glance and hence to Metathesis. Finally I found myself looking at the Cartoon Laws of Physics and the eighth of which is listed below. [Don't ask about this jump, I got side-tracked OK :) ]

Cartoon Law VIII
Any violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent.

Cartoon cats possess even more deaths than the traditional nine lives might comfortably afford. They can be decimated, spliced, splayed, accordion-pleated, spindled, or disassembled, but they cannot be destroyed. After a few moments of blinking self pity, they reinflate, elongate, snap back, or solidify.

</b>Corollary:</b>
A cat will assume the shape of its container.

Go to http://funnies.paco.to/cartoon.html to see the rest - a smile producer on a dull day here in Wales.

Peace
peter
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[User Picture]From: feath
2004-07-22 06:00 am (UTC)

A cat will assume the shape of its container.

love it! lol
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[User Picture]From: roxy641
2004-07-22 06:06 am (UTC)

Re: A cat will assume the shape of its container.

Hi Feath,

yeah, you try telling a cat that you "can't fit a square peg into a round hole" and that cat will look at you in a funny
way {Grins}

Roxy641
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[User Picture]From: feath
2004-07-22 06:25 am (UTC)

Re: A cat will assume the shape of its container.

I think cats can turn their bones to liquid, *nod nod*.
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[User Picture]From: roxy641
2004-07-22 06:41 am (UTC)

Cats vs Dog

The Cat on Red Dwarf once commented about while a dog will fetch your stick when you've thrown it, a cat would never do THAT. "You threw the stick away, you get it..." ;)

Roxy641
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[User Picture]From: feath
2004-07-22 06:46 am (UTC)

cats play fetch!

They knock the pen off the desk, you fetch it. They knock the pictures off the shelf, you fetch it. Cats INVENTED fetch lmao! >^,,^
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2004-07-22 07:16 am (UTC)

Re: cats play fetch!

:) so true
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