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Quotes of the Day [Jul. 19th, 2004|02:55 pm]
Peter Sheil
Yes, here are four more - your lucky day :) I saw these while looking for something completely different, in the best spirit of random discovery on the Internet. All of them made me smile.

Peace
peter

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
Mark Russell (1932 - )

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
Doug Larson
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