No, it's Steven Wright the US comedian. See:http://www.stevenwright.com/index.shtml
Some of his other lines include:
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
I went into a restaurant. The menu said "breakfast anytime." So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
I've been getting into astronomy, so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious.
I went to a store and the sign said, OPEN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS. When I got there, there was a guy outside locking it up. I said, "What are you doing, the sign says, OPEN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS?" And he said, "Not in a row."
When I was a little kid, we had a quicksand box. I was an only child...eventually.
More are here:http://www.ai.mit.edu/people/ceb/jokes.html