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Quotes of the Day [Jun. 15th, 2004|11:00 am]
Peter Sheil
I haven't done these for a few days, but these seemed worth the effort :)
I particularly liked number four, but three tickled my sense of humour.

Peace
peter

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Woody Allen (1935 - )

It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
Alfred Adler (1870 - 1937)

What's another word for Thesaurus?
Steven Wright (1955 - )

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
Al Boliska
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[User Picture]From: bellanna
2004-06-15 04:11 am (UTC)
number 3..would that be steve wright the dj?
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2004-06-15 04:34 am (UTC)
I believe so.
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[User Picture]From: peaceful_fox
2004-06-15 06:42 am (UTC)
No, it's Steven Wright the US comedian. See:
http://www.stevenwright.com/index.shtml

Some of his other lines include:

I like to skate on the other side of the ice.

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

I went into a restaurant. The menu said "breakfast anytime." So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

I've been getting into astronomy, so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious.

I went to a store and the sign said, OPEN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS. When I got there, there was a guy outside locking it up. I said, "What are you doing, the sign says, OPEN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS?" And he said, "Not in a row."

When I was a little kid, we had a quicksand box. I was an only child...eventually.

More are here:
http://www.ai.mit.edu/people/ceb/jokes.html

Very absurd!


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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2004-06-15 06:52 am (UTC)
Oh, you are educating me here :) I've seen quotes from Steve Wright and assumed it was "our" one on the radio ... he does pithy sayings some times and has "factoids" - small unlikely pieces of information - peppered through his show to make it ... erm ... more interesting? *shrugs* I generally find him annoying when I've listened and had to change to another station.

Peace
peter
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From: occipitaldruid
2004-06-15 05:10 am (UTC)
:D
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2004-06-15 05:11 am (UTC)
:)
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