|The morning joke
||[Jan. 29th, 2002|09:27 am]
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are |
deeply in love. However, no matter what the husband does
sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. His wife demands
sexual pleasure, so they decide to ask the rabbi for advice.
The rabbi listens to their story and makes the following
"Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are
making love, have him wave a towel over you as though he is
fanning you both. Make sure he is totally naked and she can
see his manhood as he fans you both with the towel. That will
help the wife fantasize and should bring on a full blown
They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a
handsome young man and he strips off and enthusiastically
waves a towel over them both as they make love. But it doesn't
help and still the wife is unsatisfied and frustrated.
Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.
"Okay", says the rabbi, "let's try it reversed. Have the young
man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets
into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The
hired hand really works with great enthusiasm, and the wife
soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming, creaming
Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps the young man on
the shoulder and says to him, triumphantly: "THAT'S how you
wave a towel!"