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New meme [Jul. 22nd, 2003|01:11 pm]
Peter Sheil
Stolen from duranorak

Tell me a lie, I'll respond in kind.
War
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-07-22 08:50 am (UTC)

Re: Three for the price of one.....

1. I regularly backup all my data from all my computer systems and have a vault full of properly indexed backup media.
2. Both the American and British political systems are shinng examples that should be copied by the rest of the world.
Cough splutter
3. Pi can be reliably calculated using a 3-4-5 right angle triangle ... and a 22 foot long slide rule.
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From: tir_tinuviel
2003-07-22 05:53 am (UTC)
This wont hurt a bit...
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[User Picture]From: roxy641
2003-07-22 05:56 am (UTC)

pub

I'll have a pint please, but I've only got a £1 coin.
That's alright Sir, I'll get your Change

Roxy641
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-07-22 08:53 am (UTC)

Re: pub

... and we're giving away free samples of malt whiskey, which one would you like?
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-07-22 08:51 am (UTC)
You know it will hurt me more than it hurts you.
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-07-22 09:16 am (UTC)
I'm very good at taking blood
especially for you, that one :)

You'll only feel a little prick ...
We probably don't want to carry on down that line of thought do we ;)
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-07-22 08:54 am (UTC)
Nah, that's true.
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-07-22 08:58 am (UTC)
Well maybe
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-07-22 08:58 am (UTC)
OK, you're right
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-07-22 08:59 am (UTC)
Concorde will fly for ever
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-07-22 09:00 am (UTC)
My jokes are usually funny
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-07-22 09:01 am (UTC)
British road signs are always clear and concise
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-07-22 09:03 am (UTC)
T-shirts for the Athens Olympics will not be on sale for a year or two.
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-07-22 09:04 am (UTC)
I'm allergic to cats
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-07-22 09:06 am (UTC)
Pumpkins are traditionally given to Eskimos at Easter time because bunnies would not survive the cold
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-07-22 09:08 am (UTC)
Pumpkins are never accepted by Eskimos because the candles inside them melt their igloos
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-07-22 09:09 am (UTC)
You can never have more than 10 LJ user pics
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-07-22 09:11 am (UTC)
My default user pic is of a mouse
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[User Picture]From: goddess_2000
2003-07-22 06:46 am (UTC)

Tell me a lie, I'll respond in kind

Yes a tech will be there between 8-10a.
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-07-22 08:57 am (UTC)

Re: Tell me a lie, I'll respond in kind

Your problem will be fixed simply by reinstalling 15 different drivers and rebooting the system in "I don't give a s**t about the disk" mode and restoring the previous version of your valuable data file using the DOS FORMAT command.
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[User Picture]From: goddess_2000
2003-07-22 10:43 am (UTC)

Re: Tell me a lie, I'll respond in kind

We guarentee same day service.
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-07-23 01:06 am (UTC)

Re: Tell me a lie, I'll respond in kind

The XYZ5321 system is the latest possible technology and is designed to protect you against future technology changes by providing interfaces for both Beta-max tape drives and 7 inch optical laser disks.
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[User Picture]From: goddess_2000
2003-07-23 05:40 am (UTC)

Re: Tell me a lie, I'll respond in kind

LOL!!! :-P
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From: wicketgate
2003-07-22 10:45 am (UTC)
George Bush is the most intelligent man ever to live! ;)
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[User Picture]From: goddess_2000
2003-07-22 05:31 pm (UTC)

George Bush is the most intelligent man ever to live! ;)

wicked ;-)
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-07-23 01:13 am (UTC)

Re: George Bush is the most intelligent man ever to live! ;)

wicked

That's why he has those horns growing from just aove his ears ... or have I been watching too many episodes of Buffy?
:)
((((HUGS))))
peter
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[User Picture]From: goddess_2000
2003-07-23 05:42 am (UTC)

That's why he has those horns growing from just aove his ears ...

That & the tail...LOL

I miss you awful. Hurry september!!!
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-07-23 01:08 am (UTC)
Monica Lewinsky (sp?) was pure and innocent until she went to the Whitehouse.
I guess there could be some discussion on that one.
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[User Picture]From: roxy641
2003-07-24 04:58 am (UTC)

Cats and Dogs

It's a well known fact that cats and dogs ALWAYS love each other.

Roxy641
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