||[Jun. 23rd, 2003|11:35 pm]
Stolen from a friend's journal - enjoy.|
At Denver International Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a university professor from
Boulder, Colorado, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.