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Why did the chicken cross the road? [May. 11th, 2003|10:47 pm]
Peter Sheil
From a friend ... enjoy
peter

GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the
chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or
against us. There is no middle ground.

COLIN POWELL
Now, to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
the chicken crossing the road.

TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed access to the other side of the road.

SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do
not even have a chicken.

DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envisage a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us
the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

OPRAH
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken
tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a
serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing
the road.

JOHN LENNON
Image all the chickens in the world crossing the road together - in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals you underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents and balance your chequebook - and internet explorer is
an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?

THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven and said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE
ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: goddess_2000
2003-05-11 06:55 pm (UTC)

ROTFLMAO!!!

2 Phunny!!!
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