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Some IT definitions ... [Apr. 17th, 2003|06:02 pm]
Peter Sheil
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ACRONYM acr. - A Completely Random Order Never Yields Meaning.

budget n. A method of ensuring that spending reaches a predefined limit even if the organisation's income doesn't.

computer programmer n. A device for converting beer into code. In advanced use, specific beers are used for certain types of code. Tanglefoot should be avoided in safety-critical applications.

diagnostic n. A person who doubts the existence of two gods.
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[User Picture]From: mysticprincess
2003-04-17 10:15 am (UTC)

diagnostic n. A person who doubts the existence of two gods.

*groan*

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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-04-17 10:20 am (UTC)
I particularly liked that one :)
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[User Picture]From: goddess_2000
2003-04-17 10:42 am (UTC)

What is ur cat's name?
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-04-18 12:07 pm (UTC)

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Well it's not actually my cat, just comes around for milk, actually lives somewhere else. We call her "mouse" 'cos she leaves little gifts of mice sometimes or "squeak" 'cos she has a funny squeaky purr or "spittle" 'cos she dribbles when she purrs.
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[User Picture]From: goddess_2000
2003-04-18 03:09 pm (UTC)

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Wow she brings you gifts. That is high praise from a cat. Must be a good bowl of milk :-)
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-04-19 12:47 pm (UTC)

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I don't often see her as she is down in Southampton, where my wife lives, and I am working in Cardiff and living the rest of the time in London.
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[User Picture]From: goddess_2000
2003-04-21 08:48 am (UTC)

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Whe does Peter have fun with all that traveling?
;-)
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-04-21 11:10 am (UTC)

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Yep, mostly. It's better living here in London rather than with my wife. We are "officially" seperated, as of September last year.
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[User Picture]From: goddess_2000
2003-04-21 03:59 pm (UTC)

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O I C :-) Do you still dance? Where in London?
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-04-22 04:26 pm (UTC)

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I still dance with the side in Southampton.
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[User Picture]From: goddess_2000
2003-04-17 10:30 am (UTC)

LOL too phunny...diagnostic n. A person who doubts the existence of two gods.

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