||[Mar. 26th, 2003|11:39 am]
A father spoke to his son, "It's time we had a little talk |
my son. Soon you will have urges and feelings you've never
had before. Your heart will pound and your hands will sweat.
You'll be preoccupied and won't be able to think of anything
The boy stared wide eyed and said, "Yes."
The father continued, "But don't worry, it's perfectly normal.
It's called golf."