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Groan [Mar. 26th, 2003|11:39 am]
Peter Sheil
A father spoke to his son, "It's time we had a little talk
my son. Soon you will have urges and feelings you've never
had before. Your heart will pound and your hands will sweat.
You'll be preoccupied and won't be able to think of anything
else."

The boy stared wide eyed and said, "Yes."

The father continued, "But don't worry, it's perfectly normal.
It's called golf."
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From: tir_tinuviel
2003-03-26 05:54 am (UTC)
I've noticed my hands seem to be sweating a lot recently.
Well, not sweating as such, just feeling sticky...

Confused. I've cleaned the mouse, the keyboard, the desk, everything I touch, but I still have to go wash my hands every couple of hours.
Really starting to piss me off now actually.

Do you think it might be this Golf thing?
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-03-26 06:22 am (UTC)

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Nah ... in your case it's just squeee withdrawal symptoms ;)
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From: tir_tinuviel
2003-03-26 06:24 am (UTC)

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heeeee!


SQUEEEEEE!
:D



Maybe it's an early menopause... bonus! :D
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-03-26 06:28 am (UTC)

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What as in "Men? ..... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!", pause then run at them????
;)
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From: tir_tinuviel
2003-03-26 06:30 am (UTC)

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nah, as in no more periods, and open arms for Oesteoporosis!

;)


I prefer your option though...
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-03-26 06:34 am (UTC)

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Thought you would

Let's face it "no more periods" would be a life sentence, because you could never finish what you were saying and would have to leave things hanging like

;)
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From: tir_tinuviel
2003-03-26 06:36 am (UTC)

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Goddamit Man! You're Ballywell English, stop with all this Colonial rot already!
;)
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-03-26 06:44 am (UTC)

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Very clever, I admit defeat and retreat to my work I'm putting off!

I'm off to Cardff next week, got the job there and the relocation package is bearable. I'll rent a place down there and keep the London flat I think.

Peace
peter
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From: tir_tinuviel
2003-03-26 06:46 am (UTC)

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next week!
Scarey!

Good luck with the move and stuffs!
Hope you come back to visit occasionally!
:)
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-03-26 06:47 am (UTC)

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Certainly will do, I'll actually be back "home" most weekends I expect.
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From: tir_tinuviel
2003-03-26 06:48 am (UTC)

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Excellent. I promise to get my arse into gear for a beer at some point then.
:)
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-03-26 06:57 am (UTC)

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I thought you used that for talking, not drinking.
;)
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From: tir_tinuviel
2003-03-26 06:58 am (UTC)

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oooooooooh, well if my beer isn't good enough for you...
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-03-26 08:50 am (UTC)

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;)

I'd be delighted to have a beer with you
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