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Quotes of The Day [Mar. 20th, 2003|12:48 am]
Peter Sheil
Remember when I used to do these almost every day?
Well here are a few to :) at.

Peace
peter

"Consultants have credibility because they aren't dumb enough
to work at your company." -Scott Adams

"A man had a dog called Minton. One day Minton ate two shut-
tlecocks. When the owner found out he said bad Minton!"
-Dave Barry
If you don't get this one then try reading it out loud - it took me two goes.

"I love being married... I was single for a long time and I
just got sick of finishing my own sentences." --Brian Kiley

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all
possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true."
--James Branch Cabell
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