||[Mar. 14th, 2003|10:33 am]
A Scotsman was visiting a friend in the North Woods of Canada, |
both liked to hunt. They were hunting for deer, when all of
a sudden, a moose popped up in front of them. It was so
unexpected, neither of them had a chance to fire. The Scotsman
"Hoot mon, wit in blazes was that?!"
"That was a moose", the Canadian replied.
"What are ye saying, lad? A moose? Good Lord, I'd hate to see
It has been determined, the most used sexual position for
married couples is a doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs.
The wife rolls over and plays dead...