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:) [Feb. 13th, 2003|10:34 am]
Peter Sheil
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem
to get her tomatoes to turn red.

One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neigh-
bor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red
tomatoes.

The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your
tomatoes red?"

The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front
of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn
red from blushing so much."

The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same
thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice
a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping
for the best.

One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By
the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous...."
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Comments:
From: birdbrainmummy
2003-02-13 06:23 am (UTC)
That is a good one!

So, this is what you do to get your tomatoes red? LOL
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[User Picture]From: acoolsecretary
2003-02-13 03:07 pm (UTC)
My O My!!! LMAO
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