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For Ellie's Mum ... and everyone else :) [Jan. 29th, 2003|11:01 am]
Peter Sheil
After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a city suburb,
a fellow passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the
country.

"It was difficult at first," the man replied, "but it's a
lot better since I got myself a paramour."

The passenger was astonished. "A paramour?" he said. "Does
your wife know?"

"Sure," said the Southerner. "Why should she care how I cut
the lawn."
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