||[Jan. 28th, 2003|10:50 am]
Once upon a time ..... |
Kentucky hillbilly, Herman James was drafted into the Army
and on the first day as an enlisted man he was given a comb.
The following day the Army barber sheared all of his hair off.
On the third day the Army gave him a tooth brush.
On the next day the Army dentist yanked several of his teeth out.
On the fifth day he was given a jock strap...
that afternoon Herman went AWOL