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:) [Jan. 10th, 2003|10:51 am]
Peter Sheil
The Florida State Department of Fish and Wildlife is
advising hikers, hunters, fishers, and golfers to take
extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while
in Osceola, Polk, Manatee, Orange and Dade Counties.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such
as little bells on their clothing to alert but not startle
the alligators unexpectedly.

They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of
an encounter with an alligator.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of
alligator activity.

People should recognize the difference between small
young alligator and large adult alligator droppings.

Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish
bones and possibly bird feathers.

Adult alligators droppings have little bells in them and
smell like pepper spray.
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-01-10 08:42 am (UTC)

Re: just had another thought....

Not at all - we could hit it with our Morris sticks or tie it's mouth shut with our hankies ... or even lull it into a state of trance by dancing in front of it :)))
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[User Picture]From: acoolsecretary
2003-01-10 07:40 am (UTC)
Adult alligators droppings have little bells in them and
smell like pepper spray.


Holy Cow! I dated a guy named Frank who had the same problem...maybe he was from Florida. LMAO

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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-01-10 08:40 am (UTC)
I dated a guy named Frank who had the same problem

erm ... do you mean he had bells in his droppings and smelled of pepper spray???

confused by the image I'm creating here :)
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[User Picture]From: acoolsecretary
2003-01-10 10:04 am (UTC)

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Confused? LMAO...should give a frightening image! :-)
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2003-01-11 04:14 am (UTC)

Re:

Poop, tinkle tinkle, eyes water
LoL
:)
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