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Found ... [Nov. 26th, 2002|12:59 pm]
Peter Sheil
While clearing up my e-mail folders I came across this and had to share :)
It came tome from pixie_lv ... but who knows where before that.

Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead
Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by
from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother.
Cinderella said "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these
years?" The Fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life
since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration,
and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish: "I wish I were
wealthy beyond comprehension." Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid
gold. Cinderella was stunned. Bob, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap
and scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear.

Cinderella said, "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother." The Fairy Godmother replied
"It is the least I can do. What does your heart want for your second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said: "I wish I were young and
full of the beauty of youth again". At once, her wish became reality, and her
beautiful youthful visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that
had been dormant for years. A long-forgotten vigor and vitality began to
course through her.

Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke "You have one more wish, what shall you
have?" Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says,
"I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological
makeup that, when complete he stood before her, a man so beautiful the likes
of which neither she nor the world had ever seen.

The Fairy Godmother again spoke, "Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy your new
life." And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone.

For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each others eyes.
Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect man she had
ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her
rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in
close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered: Bet
you're sorry you neutered me now.....
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[User Picture]From: wiltinwickwitch
2002-11-26 06:48 am (UTC)
LOL!
love it!
xxx
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[User Picture]From: acoolsecretary
2002-11-26 07:09 am (UTC)
ROFLMAO...I know this could happen to me...yup!
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