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Church bulletin bloopers... [Oct. 28th, 2002|08:22 am]
Peter Sheil
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congre
gation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake
breakfast next Sunday morning.

The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the
choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and
community.

The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet
in the church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is
invited to attend this tragedy.

Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian
Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Don't let worry kill you, the church can help.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come
forward and lay an egg on the altar.

Thursday at 5:00 pm there will be a meeting of the Little
Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please
see the minister.

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in
the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school
days.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind
and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER &
FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and
Prayer conference includes meals."

During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege
of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb
entertainment, and gracious hostility.

This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park
across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to
sin.

"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get
rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't
forget your husbands."
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Comments:
From: pixie_lv
2002-10-28 01:40 am (UTC)
ROFL!
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2002-10-28 03:10 am (UTC)
:) Glad you liked them.
p
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