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:) [Oct. 2nd, 2002|08:41 am]
Peter Sheil
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas.
She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims,
"What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?" A man
standing next to her suggests, "I don't know...why don't you
play your age?"

He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by
a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won! He
rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the
crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table
operator kneeling over her.

The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all
right?"

The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money
on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"
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