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Life Explained... [Sep. 20th, 2002|08:13 am]
Peter Sheil
On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go
to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the
sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will
give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to
live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give
back the other forty."

And God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all
day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in
or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten
years and I'll give back the other ten."

So God agreed (sigh).

On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain
people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a
twenty year life span."

Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I
don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do
too, okay?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep,
play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll
give you twenty years."

Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you
what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and
the ten dog gave back and the ten monkey gave back. That
makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."

So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep,
play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty
years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next
ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren;
and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and
bark at everybody.
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Comments:
From: pixie_lv
2002-09-20 08:23 am (UTC)
I always thought this story was something out of Latvian folklore. Only there's horse years and dog years.
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2002-09-20 08:46 am (UTC)
Obviously Latvians live longer then :)
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[User Picture]From: acoolsecretary
2002-09-20 08:29 am (UTC)

LMAO

:-D
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2002-09-22 03:23 pm (UTC)

Re: LMAO

Hi

You are one of the people I hoped would smile at that.

(hugs)
peter
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From: occipitaldruid
2002-09-20 11:57 am (UTC)
:D cute! I guess I messed up my first 20 years though.
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[User Picture]From: petersheil
2002-09-22 03:15 pm (UTC)

Re:

Maybe you're just doing them in a different order?
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